Sometimes You Read the Darndest Things #T

I was doing a web search last evening, a search that had nothing whatsoever to do with school girls, surgeons, pins, rheumatism, or Pennsylvania when I happened upon this, from sixty-seven years ago.

Surgeon Removes 13 Headless Pins From Leg of School Girl

KIRKSVILLE, MO.  Dr. Paul R. Koogler, surgeon-in-chief at the hospital of Kirksville college of osteopathy and surgery, said he had removed 13 or 14 headless pins imbedded in a leg of Mary Serena Beach, high school junior, of Sigourney, Pa. Miss Beach registered at the hospital with symptoms of rheumatism. Pictures disclosed the pins, which the girl could not explain.

 Jeffersonian (Jeffersontown, Ky.), April 4, 1947

And sometimes you witness something just as weird.

It was, I think 1948 or about a year after the needled leg incident in Missouri.  This happened in Colorado.  Al, a lad of fourteen, was an attendee at a camp, escaping Kansas for a week or ten days in Colorado's scenic surroundings. 

Suddenly one evening he reported to a camp counselor with an extremely swollen hand and excruciating pain.  Clearly, a trip to the emergency room at the local hospital was required.  The surgeon ascertained that some foreign object was embedded in the flesh at the base of the thumb.  The offending intruder was surgically removed and proved to be the tip of a pair of sewing scissors, perhaps an inch in length.  Now, how did that happen?

The boy told this tale.  Many months ago, nearly a year ago, in fact, he and his sister had gotten into a contretemps, the upshot of which was a stabbing inflicted to the hand by the sibling.  "We knew the scissors had broken, but we couldn't find the missing piece."

Nasty, rusty thing.  Successful treatment for the infection, though, and the wound eventually healed.

Yoghurt, Tractors, and Irritation

I understand pop-up ads.  I don't like them, but I understand them.  For the most part, they are fairly easy to dispose of, although the nerds who create them are getting trickier.  Starting with sneaking past the pop-up blockers.  Then there is the trick whereby clicking the traditional "x" in the upper right hand corner to close, or get rid of it, actually opens it instead.  Bad, but right-clicking on the face of the ad would then open the "Close" option which would work.

Now, though, they have come up with the co-opting of the desired web page by plastering the offending ad across the middle of the page.  And you can't get rid of it.  There is no "x" to click, right-clicking will not provide a "Close" option, and clicking on the page away from the ad does nothing by way of "disappearing" the offensive garbage.  The only way I have discovered to remove it is to close the entire page and start over.

Help?

Meanwhile, I am going to start a list of offenders, a "garbage list" if you will, and boycott the products advertised.  Like that's a big deal.  Chances are 99.99996% that I would never purchase the product anyway.  I mean, Yoplait, or Massey-Ferguson tractors?  Not likely.

And what I truly don't get is this:  Are there really people who buy stuff because of these ads?  Unbelievable.