Yesterday I told BBBH I wanted a hog oiler as decor in our front yard.
"No!" she said, "we are not hillbillies."
I'm hurt. I had this wonderful idea. Setting a hog oiler beside the sidewalk leading to our front door with a nice concrete, or fiberglass, Poland China rubbing up against it would be a fantastic representation of the economic contribution of our bailiwick. Not going to happen, but imagine it with me. Wouldn't it be great!