Saturday, March 7, 2009

Spring Forward!


Before you fall asleep tonight, be sure to set your clock forward an hour, else you might miss church in the morning.
Then you can go around for the next six months pretending that you somehow "saved daylight."
Wanna bet? Wanna buy some 'oceanfront property in Arizona'?
It never ceases to amaze me, the ways in which we all corporately agree to play these foolish games which should fool no one, and yet we all pretend to be fooled.
We also pretend that we can borrow ourselves out of debt; spend ourselves into prosperity; and let the piper sing for her supper, so to speak.
Lordy, Lordy. Aren't we something?

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