Wiener dog helps himself to my lap when I'm watching TV or reading. Not a problem; he nestles down and lies still. But when I'm blogging and he jumps up onto the keyboard, well-- that's a dog of another persuasion. Actually, jealousy plays a role. I'm very proprietary and I fear that he will put up a post on my blog which is better than mine. Growl. Get down, JJ.
Also, Cookie's nose has gotten a bit out of joint, since he is proprietary and believes that JJ is a usurper. The joys of harboring animals.