Tomorrow our friend, Chuck, will leave his Secondary Roads for the sterile environment of the operating room. We are sending him warm good wishes and praying the Lord will watch over him and Sylvia and guide the hands of the medical team that will be carving on his great toe. May you heal quickly, recover fully and get up on those feet without pain soonest, Chuck!
Drop in on Chuck and wish him well.
Duck walks into a convenience store and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" Clerk says no, and the duck leaves. Next day, duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?: Clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
Day after that, duck walks in the store again and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" Clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!"
Duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?" Clerk replied, "No," and duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?:"
That's no duck. It wants no grapes.