Saturday, November 8, 2014
Fun Rerun
5 comments:
- Sharkbytes said...
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My dad always said "Now you're cooking with gas!"
- November 8, 2014 at 8:52 AM
- Secondary Roads said...
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Dumber than a bucket (or bag) full of hammers.
Deader than a doornail.
Took off (or Lit out) like a scalded dog. - November 8, 2014 at 10:00 AM
- vanilla said...
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Sharkey, oldie but goodie. I used to use that one, too.
Chuck, all good ones. The last one reminds me of the line in the song,
"Old hound dog feelin' mighty fine 'til he fell in a barrel of turpentine---" - November 8, 2014 at 10:23 AM
- Grace said...
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Dumber than a box of rocks or Dumber than dirt.
Not the brightest bulb on the marquee or Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Lights are on, nobody's home.
If I'm lying, I'm flying and my mother weren't no blackbird.
Thief? He could steal the middle of a biscuit without breaking the crust.
Doesn't have the good sense God gave him.
Wait'll you grow up and have kids of your own.
- November 8, 2014 at 11:48 AM
- vanilla said...
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Grace, good ones! I've used some of these, but never heard the mother blackbird line. And the Thief? That is good. I thought of one I haven't heard in a while: "Sorry don't feed the bulldog."
- November 8, 2014 at 11:56 AM
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Jim, yes, that one bumfoozles me as well.
Grace, that's a good one. I've heard it used. Must be a really cold lady, or one whose disapproval is intense. Maybe some of these can be interpreted in different ways?
Slicker than snot on a door knob.
Prettier [cuter?] than a bug's ear.
BBBH is sitting here suggesting some she wants to add. Her dad said, You squirm around like a maggot in hot ashes.
Get the chip off your shoulder before someone knocks it off.
Quit wearing your heart on your sleeve.
Your face will freeze that way.
Her grandma used to tell her, You're actin' all pizzle-sprung. Or, This old thing sure is pizzle-sprung.
Lin, upon my word, I believe you slipped a couple in there!