tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3535543883262225735.post6006310445336662703..comments2023-10-22T20:53:58.823-04:00Comments on String Too Short to Tie: Fun Rerunvanillahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11978025976591113499noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3535543883262225735.post-37469395068187037172014-11-08T11:56:49.078-05:002014-11-08T11:56:49.078-05:00Grace, good ones! I've used some of these, but...Grace, good ones! I've used some of these, but never heard the mother blackbird line. And the Thief? That is good. I thought of one I haven't heard in a while: "Sorry don't feed the bulldog."vanillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11978025976591113499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3535543883262225735.post-47537306673435362592014-11-08T11:48:15.238-05:002014-11-08T11:48:15.238-05:00Dumber than a box of rocks or Dumber than dirt.
N...Dumber than a box of rocks or Dumber than dirt. <br />Not the brightest bulb on the marquee or Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.<br />Lights are on, nobody's home. <br />If I'm lying, I'm flying and my mother weren't no blackbird. <br />Thief? He could steal the middle of a biscuit without breaking the crust.<br />Doesn't have the good sense God gave him.<br />Wait'll you grow up and have kids of your own.<br />Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02779872914493612101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3535543883262225735.post-84203432169371396212014-11-08T10:23:55.910-05:002014-11-08T10:23:55.910-05:00Sharkey, oldie but goodie. I used to use that one...Sharkey, oldie but goodie. I used to use that one, too.<br /><br />Chuck, all good ones. The last one reminds me of the line in the song,<br />"Old hound dog feelin' mighty fine 'til he fell in a barrel of turpentine---"vanillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11978025976591113499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3535543883262225735.post-70067156011926524872014-11-08T10:00:39.259-05:002014-11-08T10:00:39.259-05:00Dumber than a bucket (or bag) full of hammers.
De...Dumber than a bucket (or bag) full of hammers.<br /><br />Deader than a doornail.<br /><br />Took off (or Lit out) like a scalded dog.Secondary Roadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05116234285533139701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3535543883262225735.post-16969620962537088292014-11-08T08:52:42.391-05:002014-11-08T08:52:42.391-05:00My dad always said "Now you're cooking wi...My dad always said "Now you're cooking with gas!"Sharkbyteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10139935335209860357noreply@blogger.com