One of "those calls" of the sort you always get at mealtime.
"David, I am callink about your computah which have a virus. Okay?"
"No, it is not okay!" CLICK
Well, the guy gave me the perfect setup for that one.
Not quite as slick as my "grandson" who was calling from The Dominican Republic where he was incarcerated, and could I help him with bail money?
My oldest grandson.
There's a clue. Doubt that young'n has ever so much as heard of The Dominican Republic.