Joe and I are sitting at adjoining tables, back to back.
Joe: (To his table mates) "I am gonna live to be a hundred. I still have lots of people to piss off."
Me: *laughing out loud*
And not so funny, but a day-brightener.
Rocky tells us he is getting his scooter today, his face lit up like Christmas. Boy and new Toy.
"So you'll soon be racing up and down the halls frightening all the old ladies."
Not really the case, for following a couple days of learning to drive his new vehicle he will disappear from these premises. And good for him.