Tuesday, April 22, 2014

The Rabbits

Sometime during that time frame in which I was between seven and ten years of age, Sister always two years my junior, we had rabbits.  My clever male parent, I see in retrospect, determined to raise rabbits for the purpose of consumption of same at our dinner table.  Ever the one to kill as many birds as he could with one stone,  Dad acquired two adult does of breeding age.  I think in the case of rabbits that that is almost anytime after the bunny is weaned.  But I digress.  Now the father had constructed two very nice hutches and placed them at the back of the property, next to the outhouse.  But he did not throw the rabbits into their new homes and start raising bunnies.  No.  He "gave" a doe to me and one to my sister.

How wonderful is this?  Now, each child has a "pet" rabbit, along with the requisite care one must bestow on a pet.  You see how this works? Already, Dad not only has breeding stock for table meat, he has caretakers for the project, caretakers who can "learn" responsibilities and the routines that accompany them.  Oh, no one ever said my father was not a clever man.

Now, you might ask, "But how, with only two does, are you to obtain offspring?"  Why that is the easiest thing in the world.  The neighbor directly across Seventh Street from our house had rabbits of his own, and he had a buck!  This buck would visit our rabbits, betimes.  And always, always a month after the visit, both does would have a litter of offspring.  These were not pets, no matter how cute they were.  They were Dad's property.  The upside of that is that he took care of turning them into meat, stretching and hanging their hides and so on.  And after Mama worked her magic, we enjoyed them at the dinner table!

My pet was a beautiful gray rabbit, blue eyes and of the sweetest disposition any animal ever had.  Sis's rabbit was a white doe, pink eyes and schizophrenic.  That is not an official APA diagnosis, it is my conclusion in retrospect after observing her behavior for two or three years.  The night she had her first litter, she gnawed her way out of her hutch, carried her babies to the nearby sweet corn patch and buried them.  This warned Father that in future he would be required to remain alert to the birthing process so that he could remove the infants from harm's way.  This also meant that my lady bunny had to double up on nursing responsibilities, and sometimes that meant as many as 22 children to care for.

Fortunately, we took no rabbits with us when we moved.  But chickens were in our future.

7 comments:

Vee said...

There are some things I'm glad I don't remember. For me, this is just a story - a scary story.

Sharkbytes said...

Well, that worked. I have a traumatic story about a pet rabbit. Can't tell it even yet.

vanilla said...

Vee, you were maybe four or five when Dad got the rabbits, and you were probably less than impressed with "your" crazy rabbit. Can't fault you for failure to store that in your memory bank.

Shark, BBBH has a rabbit story, too. She had a "pet" she called Bucky. One evening after supper, she went out to play with her bunny. No rabbit. "Grandma, where's Bucky?" "Oh, Honey, we ate Bucky for supper." The girl says she threw up.

Grace said...

Oh dear, sad for BBBH - I can barely eat meat that I buy in a grocery store, I would not have done well growing up on a farm. I won't even buy a roasting chicken because it still looks like, well, a chicken. I was traumatized as an adult when I opened the fridge and saw a skined rabbit in there - it still looked a rabbit...I slammed the fridge door and announced I wasn't staying for dinner.

vanilla said...

Grace, it was sad for her; another of the traumatizing experiences of childhood. Having grown up knowing "where meat comes from" I've never had a problem such as the ones you describe. On the other hand, I've never eaten a pet, either.

Lin said...

Oh, that is tough raising your dinner. But I grew up in the city where your animals are pets and you buy your food at the store. I don't think I could be a good farmer now.

vanilla said...

Lin, oh,yes, city girls pretty much believe that meat comes from the market (where no animals are harmed). At least that is the thought they choose to cherish. ;-)