Oops, someone with camera in hand caught Mr. and Mrs. Vanilla lounging on the beach.
Stifle your guffaws. Before you hoot too loudly, consider this: this couple portrayed here look pretty good compared to some of the live beach habitues we encounter from time to time. Really, the saggin' and baggin' should not be on such open display. But then, some of the hardbodies should be a bit more modestly attired as well.