We were visiting daughter and son-in-law I was glancing at a Meijer advertisement, specifically at the "turkey" section. They were offering some sort of convoluted deal based on size of bird, location of store (maybe), and whether or not Saturn is rising in your sign. (I made that up; I don't really know what the conditions were, because of the asterisk. This always leads to a disclaimer, and this was no exception. I skipped over most of the nonsense, but noted that the last line said something about "see page 8 for further qualifications and conditions. (I am paraphrasing, but not making it up.)
I went into a rant mode, something to the effect that I could not understand why people couldn't publish a straightforward ad, "Turkey $1.29/lb." or whatever it is that is fair and honest.
Shari said, "You dislike disclaimers? Here, check this one." She handed me this: