Desiccated and sere a blob of bird poop right here
in the center of the windshield.
The bucket, rag and soap; now it’s clean, for good we hope.
Wring the rag, swirl the pail, toss the water in the grass.
Awk! What iridescent flash o’er my head did I see pass?
Grackle Bomber in a dive on the scene does now arrive.
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*SPLAT*
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Dead-center hit.
The windshield again besmeared with it.
The End
Haaaa! Laughing in recognition- spot on (no pun intended...)
ReplyDeleteQuoth the grackle, "Evermore!"
ReplyDeleteHAHA I like Chuck's comment.
ReplyDeleteShelly, a laugh to start your school year. "spot on": Let's call it a double entendre.
ReplyDeleteChuck, exactly, and true so far as I have been able to observe to date.
Rebecca, too right; and as Shelly said, "spot on."
Grackle Bomber!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to work that into conversation today.
Pearl
p.s. And yes: you ARE someone's weirdo. :-)
Pearl, it is an apt and accurate description.
ReplyDeletep.s. Thanks for the reassurance and vote of confidence. :-)